WHEN IS A SHEEP A LUCKY SHEEP?
ANSWER: Obviously when it's got pneumonia, silly!
Did you know that when a sheep has got pneumonia it cannot be slaughtered for a month?
'Phew!', Said one of Gordon Ramsay's sheep on his programme the 'F' Word. (26th June) 'That fooled him!'
When a few expletives fail to shock, why not slaughter a pig or two, or maybe some sheep? That'll get you noticed, yeah!
What in God's name is the 'F' Word all about? Yeah!
The ITC (the governing body of television broadcasting) will not allow mediums to be seen demonstrating their abilities on terrestrial television, but they will allow the slaughter of animals to take place on a prime time programme, most probably in an effort to boost the ratings of a television chef who constantly proclaims that 'I'm from a council estate in Glasgow, yeah!'
Well done, Gordon, you should be proud of yourself, and so should your children! Yeah!
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Jean wrote...
Well said Billy I could not bring myself to watch it but have heard about it.
look what they did on tv to psychic Derek Acorah they just seem (on tv) to want to ridicule any psychic abilities.
I love animals as well I am no radical or vegetarian but do not believe in killing animal for entertainment purposes.
I enjoyed your program on Liverpool1 and find that sort of program v intresting (liverpool, ghosts)
My two favorite psychics are you and Derek (could be a little bit biased as I come from Liverpool)
I am quite sure where I work In Wales That there are spirits who I see all the time but not fully only a hand or like today part of a torso they try and comunicate with me as well (but I am not as good as you).
Today (I work as a custodian showing people around an ancient chuch)there where all different peoples images on the slate floor that where appearing to me.
It freaks me out sometimes.
Also sometimes exhausts me.
I do protect myself but I am frightend, and tend to run when spirit try to communicate with me (they must think me rude)People say if your psychic how can you be frightend you should understand it.
But it makes me psysically sick sometimes and frightend to death.
Take care
Jean
Posted by: Jean | July 26, 2007 5:54 PM